Monday 20 February 2012

Lost in the Temple


Irwin: Terence, Terence! I’ve got a signal! Yes it’s working. We’ve been trapped in the Mayan temple for a couple of weeks now. We were ambushed by Mabel’s mercenaries and took cover inside the temple. Mabel has followed us in but she must have tripped a switch because the exit shut tight. It’s lucky that I brought some emergency eucalyptus otherwise we would have starved by now.





Terence: Ssshhh! Irwin, I can hear something…





Mabel: Guys, whats that noise? Is that you? It seems to be a lot more breathey and... musty smelling... than the two of you…





AAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Tuesday 7 February 2012

The Mexican Stand Off




Irwin: I've been on missions before but this is different. It's personal. My arch enemy Mabel will pay for what she's done to Terence. The extremist "B Team" will never see the light of day again! I'll get to them even if I have to trek through 100's of miles of jungle.




Irwin: I'm coming Terence, don't you worry. I'm coming...




Irwin: Mabel, my arch enemy. I'm here to stop you.

Mabel: Yes Irwin. It was my plan from the beginning. Don't try any funny moves. My homie here has a bazooka and if you try some crazy stuff, we're all gonna fluff it.




Irwin: Fine Mabel. Pick a time and a place. I'll gun you down any way you like.

Mabel: Whatever. The Mayan Temple just on the Yucatan Peninsula. Be there at noon tomorrow.

Irwin: No problem. Don't forget to bring your balls.

Mabel: Don't worry. My furry penny bag will be there.





Irwin: There isn't one of us that doesn't want to be someplace else. But this is what we do, who we are. Live for nothing, or die for something. Your call Mabel.

Mabel: You don't know why you're here do you Irwin? All of these years I've been tracking you down and now it has come to this...

Irwin: What do you mean..?


Friday 3 February 2012

Thursday 2 February 2012

Mexico

I'm loving it here in Mexico. The beaches are gorgeous.




The water is great and I've found a new hobby, snorkeling! This feeling of being watched is getting worse. That guy in blue seems familiar.




It's such a paradise here. I was very surprised to find out that Mexico has the highest rate of abduction in the world! I think that's just a smear campaign.

Wednesday 1 February 2012

Carnival in Rio de Janeiro!

I was lucky enough to arrive in Rio for the start of the Carnival! It was amazing!



There are people everywhere! And many of them are completely naked. I'm only showing the respectable pictures on my blog though. I wouldn't want Michaela getting jealous!



Next stop Mexico!!




Tuesday 31 January 2012

South Africa

Wow Cape Town is BUSY!

I pulled up in my car and I couldn't see through the people!



I had a great day wandering around and just happened to bump into Nelson Mandela!

He is one funny guy...




I told him I thought he was great in The Shawshank Redemption...




He didn't really have much to say after that. I think the old chap got tired. Michaela never got tired of chatting :(

My next trip is a cruise over to South America. I've heard Rio is nice this time of year.

Monday 30 January 2012

Egypt

Egypt was okay...

I went to a street festival, which was nice. Everyone was very excited. I did have a strange feeling though... almost like I was being watched.





I thought seeing the pyramids would be nice. It wasn't. I don't really want to talk about it.





Let's just say that I am now aware of my phobia of camels. And I think they like the way I smell or something.




So I'm travelling south now. Cape town I think. The sooner I get away from Egypt the better!

Friday 27 January 2012

La Tomatina is CRAZY!

I have arrived in Buñol for La Tomatina. The tomato fight has been a strong tradition here since 1944.



It's been great fun but I'll have to get the red tint out of my fur. I look like a used tampon.

Michaela wouldn't have liked it. It's far too messy. All that tomato juice is so sticky. I've heard that it's very good for the hair though.

Next stop on my trip is Egypt! Pyramids baby!

(I'm a bit scared - I've heard there might be protests)

Thursday 26 January 2012

Hello Spain!



I've landed in Barcelona! I met some Spanish people on the plane. They are very nice and took me to see the city. See Michaela! I can make friends!

Well later in the day I drove to the beach and did some horse riding on a pygmy horse. It was great although I never did find out why that extra leg was attached to the saddle.


Tomorrow I'm off to La Tomatina. 

Wednesday 25 January 2012

Time for me to live my own life...


I've had enough of living someone else's life. It hurts me to say it but I have to leave Michaela behind. I've tried so hard to keep her happy but she forgets me time and time again. Just recently she went on holiday without me. I don't think she really wants to be with me. I don't know if she ever did.

So! I plan to travel the world and enjoy myself. I'll leave behind the heartache and find a new life for myself - out there! My first stop is going to be Spain.


Hasta pronto amigos!